Dearly beloved. we are gathered here today to review all of Disney’s Royal Weddings in anticipation of an actual real life fairytale. Prince Henry Charles Albert David (aka Harry) has chosen Meghan Markle to be his bride. Our sincerest apologies to the other eligible maidens who were not invited to the ball. You can collect your tears on a lovely commemorative plate if you like.

Before we begin, a few notes on qualifications for this list. Firstly, either the bride or groom must be royal, disqualifying characters like Carl and Ellie from Pixar’s Up from being included since they don’t rule over any people. Secondly, some portion of the wedding has to actually be shown on screen, disqualifying any off-screen or presumed weddings from being ranked (Sorry, Belle and Beast). Lastly, the couple has to actually be wed by the end of the ceremony, disqualifying Giselle from Enchanted and Amelia Mignonette Grimaldi Thermopolis Renaldi from The Princess Diaries 2: The Royal Engagement since *spoiler alert* they didn’t get married. One more thing, this ranking considers all Disney Royal Weddings, whether they were animated, live action, or not even human.

Disney Royal Weddings are ranked on the following criteria, each worth up to five points:

Dress/Attire
Uniqueness of Venue
Royalty
VIP Guests
Wow Factor

And with that, let the happily ever afters begin!

Maid Marian & Robin Hood

Dress/Attire – Bride: Basic, unimpressive off-white. Groom: Isn’t that what he wears the entire film? Whatever, he’s foxy. 1.5 points
Uniqueness of Venue – A traditional church. 2 points
Royalty – Maid Marian, niece of the king. 1 point
VIP Guests – All of the king’s dogs and Prince John as a carriage driver. 2 points
Wow Factor – Getting Cinderella to loan you her rotoscoped carriage. 2 points
Total: 8.5 out of 25 points

Prince Naveen & Tiana – New Orleans Version

Dress/Attire – Bride: 1920’s classic. Groom: Wearing the same thing as his guards? 3 points
Uniqueness of Venue – New Orleans Church. 3 points
Royalty – 1 prince. 2.5 points
VIP Guests – Charlotte, who is a hoot and a holler. 3 points
Wow Factor – Carriage processional through New Orleans. 2 points
Total: 13.5 out of 25 points

Prince Kit & Cinderella

Dress/Attire – Bride: Intricate floral embroidery so classy I want to die. Groom: A blue suit to end all blue suits. 5 points
Uniqueness of Venue – A traditional castle. 3 points
Royalty – 1 prince. 2.5 points
VIP Guests – A goose? The entire kingdom presumably forced to attend? 1 point
Wow Factor – YAAAAAASSSSS to that dress. 3 points
Total: 14.5 out of 25 points

Prince Charming & Cinderella

Dress/Attire – Bride: Midcentury modern and classic. Groom: Epitome of royal. 4 points
Uniqueness of Venue – Surprise! A castle. 3 points
Royalty – 1 prince. 2.5 points
VIP Guests – Mice throwing rice and birds holding train. 2 points
Wow Factor – That coach is pretty grand and the lost shoe was a cute touch. 4 points.
Total: 15.5 out of 25 points

Prince Edward & Nancy

Dress/Attire – Bride: Traditional cupcake dress. Groom: Sleeves puffier than Nancy’s dress. 4 points
Uniqueness of Venue – The magical kingdom of Andalasia. 4 points
Royalty – Prince Edward. 2.5 points
VIP Guests – Forrest animals. 2 points
Wow Factor – Nancy dipping Edward for the big kiss and Nancy smashing a flip phone circa 2007. 4 points
Total: 16.5 out of 25 points

Princess Jasmine & Aladdin

Dress/Attire – Bride: A dress inspired by Prince Ali’s costume. Groom: A slightly different Prince Ali costume. 2 points
Uniqueness of Venue – Palace of Agrabah, more unique than a basic castle. 4 points
Royalty – Princess Jasmine, but Genie also made Aladdin a Prince, so… 4 points
VIP Guests – Genie, Aladdin’s long lost father *spoiler*. 4 points
Wow Factor: Magic carpet ride post-wedding, merchandise for sale like a true Royal Wedding. 4 points
Total: 18 out of 25 points

Queen Clarisse & Joe

Dress/Attire – Bride: A dress of indescribable color and taste. Groom: Secret Service Chique. 3 points
Uniqueness of Venue – Inside a castle, but extra points for stealing someone else’s decor. 4 points
Royalty – 1 retired queen and 1 reigning queen as a maid of honor. 4 points
VIP Guests – Your enemies watching from prison via TV broadcast. 3 points
Wow Factor – A surprise proposal and ceremony all in 5 minutes, taking over your granddaughter’s canceled wedding *spoiler*. 5 points
Total: 19 out of 25 points

Prince Christopher & Cinderella

Dress/Attire – Bride: Traditional white, a bit underwhelming but nice tiara. Groom: A vision in gold. 4 points.
Uniqueness of Venue – Basic castle. 3 points.
Royalty – 1 prince. 2.5 points.
VIP Guests – Whitney Houston flying all over the place singing up a storm, plus Cinderella makes the step family watch from the gates. 5 points.
Wow Factor – Did I mention Whitney Houston singing up a storm, flying all over the place, covering everyone in pixie dust confetti? 5 points
Total: 19.5 out of 25 points

Princess Rapunzel & Eugene Fitzherbert

Dress/Attire – Bride: Gorgeous dress with gold accents, sparkly crown, and a train long enough to rival Maria Von Trapp’s. Groom: Dashing in white and gold with a side of smolder. 5 points
Uniqueness of Venue – Interior of a castle… 3 points
Royalty – 1 princess. 2.5 points
VIP Guests – Entire kingdom lining up for miles to see their lost princess get married. 5 points
Wow Factor – Ring bearers who will risk life and limb to make sure your day goes off without a hitch. 5 points
Total: 20.5 out of 25 points

Prince Naveen & Tiana – Bayou Version

Dress/Attire – Bride: Frog veil/human lily dress. Groom: Frog butterfly bowtie/human sea foam green suit. 5 points
Uniqueness of Venue – A picturesque spot in the bayou. 5 points
Royalty – 1 prince. 2.5 points
VIP Guests – Mama Odie officiating and Ray’s Grandmama. 4 points
Wow Factor – A kiss that turns frogs into humans. 5 points.
Total – 21.5 out of 25 points

Princess Ariel & Prince Eric

Dress/Attire – Bride: Gorgeous cupcake dress with sea foam green accents. Groom: Extremely dashing. 5 points
Uniqueness of Venue – A luxurious ship in the middle of the ocean. 5 points
Royalty – Princess of the merfolk meets Prince of some seaside country. 5 points
VIP Guests – Mermaids, crabs, fish, and a stiff priest. 5 points
Wow Factor – King Triton using his trident to cast a rainbow over the ceremony, plus all the feels when he lets go of his daughter. 5 points.
Total: 25 out of 25 points

We hope there are no hard feelings amongst the happy royal couples who were outranked and we wish Prince Harry and Meghan Markle a lifetime of happiness and love.

Did we rank the Disney Royal Weddings correctly? Let us know in the comments.